In today’s news, our Beloved Supreme Master Ching Hai (vegan) presents the Shining World Award for Practical Sympathy to builder who helps restore war-damaged housing for people in Ukraine (Ureign), rare “Blaze Star” may be visible in skies soon, World Bank launches tool for quicker distribution of funds following climate-related disasters in Africa, surgeon from China uses surgical robot to remove lung tumor remotely in a world’s first, multi-generational farmer in United States empowers marginalized minority youth with knowledge to grow and sell food, Swedish shoe company debuts its first vegan model, and emotional support dog-person helps USA Gymnastics team members overcome stress.
Here is a handy tip for you if you are a companion to a cat-person. If you notice any of the following atypical feline-people behaviors, this may indicate your friend is sick and you should seek medical care. Contact your veterinarian if they spray, avoid using their litter box, lick themselves or furniture frantically, chew on objects, mutilate themselves, attack their legs and feet, or growl or hiss while being petted.
The joke of the day has informed us that the guffaw route is now open, so let’s go! This one’s entitled “Pastry Debate.”
Two church-going ladies were walking in the park talking about vegan pastries.
“I think that vegan hot cross buns are the most spiritual of pastries as they bear the mark of the cross.”
“Well, that may be true, but I think vegan angel food cake is rather self-explanatory in that regard.”
Nearby a construction worker was having his morning coffee and vegan doughnut and overheard them. Raising his doughnut, he spoke to them.
“Ladies, this is the most divine of all pastries.”
“Oh, really?”
“Why do you say that?”
“Because it’s the most holey.”
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