In today’s news, China supports land mine removal in Cambodia, climate change wreaking havoc on Europe’s rail transport networks, Michigan, United States Republican primary won by His Excellency Donald Trump, non-governmental institutions collaborate to bring free education to out-of-school children in Pakistan, teen with cerebral palsy in United States wins first place in bodybuilding competition, global Plant Based Treaty endorsed by city of Amsterdam, the Netherlands, and amazing sneezing sea sponge species discovered in Tauranga, New Zealand.
The next stop is Laughville courtesy of the following joke. It’s entitled “Impeccable Plan.”
At a daycare center, Julie was helping the kids memorize their home addresses. Her daughter was there and had her street name down but not her house number. So, Julie asked her daughter:
“Sweetie, you need to learn our house number otherwise, if our house is on fire and you call emergency services, how will the firefighters know where to go?”
“Oh, easy, I'll just tell them to go to South 10th Street and look for the house that's on fire.”
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And now we have a heartline from Louise in France:
Greetings, Dearest Venerated Ultimate Master, raised this little turtledove, I whom You guided towards me, and my heart has been in the delight of being acquainted with her. Every evening, I turn on Supreme Master TV; and one evening, she settled down in front of Your channel, very calm, fully attentive, very trusting.
THANK YOU with all my heart, our Master Tim Qo Tu! Louise from France
Appreciative Louise, Master has this lovely reply for you both: “Peaceful Louise, so beautiful she is! I am so happy that you were able to save her. These fragile little beings from the bird-people kingdom bring so much joy and color to our planet. I never tire of being with them as you may see in my book ‘The Birds in My Life.’ Those were such joyous times. May you and the chic French people forever be watched over and protected by the Cosmic Benevolent Beings gracing the Universe. Love you both.”
