In today’s news, China gives aid to drought-affected Somalia. Climate change disrupts Nature’s vital rhythms, Spain introduces new heart health guidelines, Australian scientists develop dolphin-shaped robot to clean up oil spills, real-time location app helps US woman guide rescuers to husband trapped in snow, Indian innovator introduces clean beauty brand, and tiny owl-person returns life-saving favor to woman in United States.
Let’s stretch up and enjoy a laugh with a joke of the day, “Never Ask a 4-Year-Old.”
Janet and her four-year-old daughter had turned the entire department store upside down looking for the perfect bathing suit. Finally, they found a stylish black-and-white one-piece that they both absolutely loved. Janet excitedly tried it on and stepped out of the dressing room to model it.
“Ta-da! What do you think, sweetie?”
“Oh, Mommy, you look so pretty! You look just like an orca-person in the ocean!”
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