In today’s news, United States gives generous financial aid to Ukraine (Ureign), Chinese study reveals how air pollution and cold temperatures worsen bronchiectasis mortality, large-scale battery for renewables to be constructed in Australia, online course teaching alternatives to animal-people testing well-received globally, firefighters in South Korea rescue 52 people from burning building, vegan chicken nuggets a surprise sensation in US schools, and research shows dog-people play multiple roles in their human companions’ lives.
We are about to enter the hilarity zone with the joke of the day. Come and join us! This one's called “Straight A’s.”
A sportswriter interviewed the head basketball coach at a university.
“Your shooting guard Weston is great on the court, but how’s his scholastic work?”
“Why, he makes straight A’s.”
“Wonderful!”
“Yes, but his B’s are a little crooked sometimes.”
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