In today’s news, World Bank’s multi-million-dollar project for Djibouti aims to strengthen vulnerable groups, global warming likely causing Australia to see more powerful and catastrophic tropical cyclones, Singaporean environmental engineers discover bacterial strains in sewage that can neutralize polluting solvent, US National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA)’s newest space telescope seeks to reveal mysteries of early days of universe, UK grocery delivery driver saves unconscious woman customer, Romanian vegan food company rolls out new branding to highlight its products’ nutritional benefits, and lifesaving dog companion in United States detects early stage breast cancer in woman.
Let’s hop on that giggle train and pick up the joke of the day at the amusement station. It’s entitled “Not Me.”
A customer mistakenly took Jon, a fellow patron, for his waiter. Jon calmly explained to the diner:
“I know we all look alike, sir, but I am Jon: a married man with two grown children. I enjoy coin collecting and listening to small songbirds. Your waiter is over there ‒ his name is Jeremy. I’ll send him right over.”
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And now we have a heartline from a loyal disciple in Taiwan, also known as Formosa
